Worst nightmare

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, no. I really don't. I wake up in the morning looking like my hair went through a blender and then solidified in a cement machine. Last night I went to bed with wet hair because I was exhausted and came home later than I thought we would. So when I woke up this morning I had a serious superman curl going on with my fringe. I kid you not. It was pretty crazy, part of me wanted to keep it because it looked hilarious. But thank goodness my brain told me it would not be a good look for the first day of classes. So my handy dandy straightener came to the rescue. 

And, as some people know so well, when I get up on normal days, without wet hair, my hair is a hot mess too. Sometimes I get the urge to shave it off because it's so difficult. other times I think I'll just befriend great hair people and shave off their hair and create a wig. I'm this |----| close. 

Right now you might be thinking: why do your titles sometimes have nothing to do with the article? Well, you decided to read all of this so it's your own fault you're still here. The other thing is, I write those before I write the text so I never know what kind of BS comes out of my fingers. Mostly it's more BS than anticipated. But it's about time I explain this title. The worst nightmare part of having really terrible hair in the morning is this scenario. Imagine, you have a friend, a really close friend, a boy friend, family members, whatever it might be. They are people you value and you value their opinions. Now imagine waking up in the morning to their screams of horror before they recognize you underneath the unruly mess of your hair. You try to tame it in time, but it's just too late. From that moment on your relationship will never be the same again.

Yeah, it's that scarring sometimes. Beware.

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