Some students are wonderful

I have been looking at events when I came across some wonderful descriptions for the university events i the next couple of weeks. They were so good I thought them necessary to share:

"The Student Activities Board will be showing the movie Inception  on Friday, November 5 at 8 PM. Sponsored by After Dark and the Student Activities Board, the movie follows a band of friends as they take a lot of naps. There will be free popcorn! For eating!"

"This year, at least six teams will be building trebuchets to compete at launching pumpkins across Tegeler Field. During the launching, the Association of Parks College Students will be holding a canned food drive and will sell apple cider and pumpkin pies (which will not be made from the remains of the pumpkins). Half of all procedes will go to charity."

Thank you frustrated and darkly humerous student body.